One of my brother’s friends like me…

And he’s so awkward looking and not attractive.

So like he had my brother’s ex-girlfriend to talk to me about him and see what kind of guy I’m interested in. At that point I didn’t know who it was. So I went along with it and told her my requirements to be “boyfriend material.” While this was all happening we were at after school band practice. So if you can imagine, It’s some guy in band who likes me. And there is only one guy who is cute in band and his name is Cameron and he’s a senior. And the guy that’s interested in me is a sophomore. So that was really depressing.

So my friends and I are trying to figure out who the guy is and I have someone in mind. He’s one of my brothers friends and is a sophomore. So I ask my brother if he knows who it is and he says no but hides his face and starts laughing with his friend. Turns out they knew who it was and they even predicted it ahead of time. I’m just standing there freaking out because I hope it’s not him because he’s ugly. So the girl comes up to me and she asks me if I want her to tell me who it is or if I want him to talk to me. I say for him to talk to me because if a guy can at least approach you he has some balls. So I’m in the band room and my friend Chad and I are looking around and the guy comes over to me and starts talking to me. Here’s our convo-

Him-Hi

Me-Hey

Him- So I don’t know what they told you but I’m Luis.

Me- Hey.

Him- So are you going to try out for track?

Me- I don’t know. I really don’t run.

Him- Are you fast?

Me-I don’t know.

Him- Do you have stamina?

Me-I don’t know.

Him-Oh.

Me-Yeah well my ride is here so bye!

And my friend Chad and I sprinted out of the band room! Omg.I have never been so mortified in my life.

It’s not like he’s super hot or anything! He has so much acne and his breath is bleeehhhhhhhhhhhhh!:/

Omg. If he asks me out I will literally shit myself.

Ugghhhhhhhhh! Fml….

Holy crap my teeth hurt…

So I got braces today and at first it didn’t hurt but then when I got home and tried to eat this and this is what happened-

IT HURT SOOO BAD!!!!! And my mom is all like,’Oh it doesn’t hurt that bad. You’re being overdramatic.”

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW MOM! 

She doesn’t even care about my feelings. I have so many emotions right now.

I’m mad-

I’m sad-

I’m bitchy-

But most importantly I’m fucking starving! Like no joke. Do you want to know what I had to eat today? Ice cream. That’s it. My teeth freaking hurt.!!!

I’m gonna die. It was nice knowing you.

xox

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I have a whole bunch of funny gifs and I really want to use them! Try to make the reaction thing One Direction,Tom Daley, and Jake Dalton related please! I will love you forever if you do this! Please and thank you angel face.(:

xoxo

Hot guy of the day.

He’s one sexy mofo. And his name is Zac Efron. Not liking Zac Efron is like not liking water. Everyone likes water. Everyone likes Zac Efron. It’s a proven fact. I mean just look at him.

Eye suicide. They are killing me.

That hair. Gorgeous. But I think you would look better without clothes on.

Woah. Stop. Just stop. 

Can I get a tall glass of you if that’s possible?

I’m dead.

^ That’s what I said to his pants. 

xoxo

I just experienced the most awkward car ride in my life…

So basically my socially awkward grandpa decided to take me to get some ice cream. I really didn’t want to go but I’m not going to pass up free ice cream!! So we get into the car and the first 10 minutes are silence. This is literally what’s going on inside my brain-

But I had to suck it up and try to create conversation with him. So after thinking and thinking about what to say, he finally speaks. Here is our 10 second conversation.

My Grandpa- So have you been watching the olympics?

Me: No.

My Grandpa: Me either.

Me: *nods head in agreement*

So we finally get to Sonic and I ask for a Reese’s blast. So he scans the menu a couple of times and finally chooses a vanilla shake. He’s about to order but has no idea how to. Do you not see the big red button with the words ” Press to order ” written around it? So I tell him to press the button and he orders. After that we are just sitting in the car patiently waiting for our ice cream in silence. 

Omg. I didn’t know what to do with myself. Like 5 minutes later the girl comes with our ice cream and at that point I’m so ready to go home I was about to walk. So he sits there and starts drinking his shake like he doesn’t have a care in the world. Umm can’t we go home and then you can drink your shake? We can’t just stay here and eat. There are other people trying to order. So like 30 seconds later we leave and then we have a short conversation on the way home. It went a little like this-

My grandpa- When did that bank change to Capital One? What was it before?

Me: It never changed. It was always a Capital One.

My grandpa: Oh.

And then we got home and I rushed into my bedroom and got on my computer.

Random cat gif timeeeeeee!!(:

xoxo

Band camp…

So band camp started two weeks ago and ended Thursday. It was on Monday-Thursday 8am-5pm. Efiing torture it was. I got crazy ass tan lines that will take forever to even out. I was sweating the whole time and I got sun burnt. Here are some gifs to help you understand what I did throughout band camp.

Me on the first day-

and of course I was really goofy and didn’t care so I was constantly getting yelled at-

So after the first day I was tired as fuck and all I wanted to do was eat and sleep but my mom wanted me to do the dishes-

I ended up doing them but afterwards I basically ate everything in the pantry-

 No fucks were given during this process.

So after the first week I was sore and I was 4 different shades of tan.

So the next week was even worse. Everyday we were in a heat advisory and we weren’t even suppose to be outside. But that didn’t stop the band nerds from going to band camp. And the whole time I felt like I was going to pass out and i almost did but thank god for air conditioned rooms.

We do marching drills in the morning which is basically where we go on the football field and march for 3 hours during the hottest part of the day. 

And apparently I was off step and the douche bag marching instructor yelled at me.

I hate him.

And there was this reallllllllyyyyy cute drummer. His name is Cameron and he’s a senior and super freaking sexy. In the morning before we start drills we stretch and the drummers do push-ups and the whole time he doing them this is me-

He was hot!

So you can imagine my reaction to band camp ending-

Me when I got home-

This basically sums up my whole two weeks of band camp. Oh and A LOT of sweating. It wasn’t attractive.

xox

Hot guy of the day.

two words: Jake. Dalton.

freaking perfection. Look at that smile. Look at his face. Omg his eyes. 

I will marry you.

holy shit. I can’t even…

I’m in love.

Muscles…..

You sir…are very attractive.

Yes..indeed.

This is currently me. Excuse my tongue. He’s just so damn sexy.

So I’m positive you guys wanna hear about my forced run.

It was absolute torture. Let me explain… 

My mom runs so fucking slow. Like no joke. And she didn’t want me to run faster than her so I had to run next to her.

And I run fast so every time I would run ahead she would yell at me! I’m just like,”Get off my back.I’m running.” So I had to slow down my pace and she and at one point she was ahead of me and didn’t give a shit that the fact that it was dark and I could of been kidnapped. 

So I booked it and ran straight home. I’m almost 100% positive that my mom is more that pissed off at me right now.

whatever. That’s on her. She’s the one who wanted me to come on that dumb ass run with her. That was not my doing nor my decision. 

I love how gifs explain how I feel perfectly. xoxx

My Mom wants me to go run with her..

I just ended band camp two days ago and throughout band camp all I did was sweat my ass off. I’d rather not sweat some more. 

Plus my brother’s friends are over. They are freaking upperclassmen! I’d rather not have older guys look at me sweating my like a pig.

How freaking mortifying. I’m trying to convince her to run tomorrow but she starts saying some quote from freaking Abraham Lincoln.”Don’t put off tomorrow what you can do today.”

So she is basically forcing me to go on this stupid run with her so this is basically what I will look like-

Yep…basically.Wish me luck..

Everything Sucks…

Niall’s twitcam won’t work on my computer. The one time I need this damn dinosaur of a computer to work it doesn’t. Wtf…

And then my computer is all like: